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Philippe Rousselet presents
Alice Taglioni
Patrick Bruel
Marine Delterme
Michel Aumont
Louis Do de Lencquesaing
Marie-Christine Adam
Jacques Erlen and other
Philippe Rousselet
Sophie Lellouche
PARIS-MANHATTAN
It's over.
I'm face to face with eternity ...
That laid up, but now.
I am so frighten that I can not to move, speak, breathe ...
Well, you just fine.
Absolutely nothing here at all.
And the tests are all fine.
I must admit, I was concerned, given your symptoms.
The first time I saw Woody Allen's film when I was fifteen.
And we immediately understood each other.
First, we met once a year, Then he crept into my room and,
Finally, in my life.
How can you be so degree immoral,
to sleep with his wife's sister?
Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. (from the movie "Manhattan")
It turns out its allowed? And with I, too, can have happened?
Without the law its all darkness. (From film "Crimes and Misdemeanors")
Without the law its all darkness?
Mom, look, what a beauty!
The wonderful thing! We must try.
Really?
What do you say?
I'm leaving.
Where are you poydësh? We'll found nothing to Saturday.
Only concern, as it find something to Saturday.
Not to think about?
And why so much discontent?
Mom just wants you was more like a girl.
You forgot to ask.
Do not talk to me in that tone of voice.
I want, and talk.
You better hold on to it is not.
You know, dear, how much would you not besilas, my dad its still love you.
Super!
That's what I take. Mother pay, we have the same size.
And this, too ...
Your sister - it's something.
Aspirin, and fast!
At the very ears hurt.
Yes, this is not Cole Porter.
You love Cole Porter?
I myself play jazz on the sax.
I love jazz!
And an engineer studying, to pay the rent.
And you?
I? I'm at uni.
Ah, how I rubbed his feet, the horror.
Show.
Alice ...
We should go.
Helen, my sister.
Pierre.
Very nice.
I'll kill her.
You still keep its- yourself, okay?
You're still a child.
Still meet a bunch of cool guys.
You have a whole life ahead! (From the film "Annie Hall")
No, I know ... First drown it, then kill myself.
Once I was about Suicide is not very ...
We have no one in Brooklyn not finished with you,
everyone was too unhappy. (From film "Crimes and Misdemeanors")
You are right, we have to think positive.
Of course, I'm spoiled fool me too all love, and that's okay,
if my sister stole a man of my dreams!
Do you realize how its around pointless?
And you will eventually die, and I die ... (From the movie "Hannah and Sisters")
Are you talking about? Me eighteen! I am immortal!
Two years later ...
Hi!
Eloise, how are you?
Well, what are you, my daughter, is not ready yet?
I'm coming.
What is it?
Are you so sad that even can not see, you're beautiful ...
Do not stay too long.
Okay, Dad.
Sometimes I think, but is it worth living?
Very good question ...
I think there are things for the sake of which to live, it is worth its.
For example?
Well, let's say ... so ...
Groucho Marx, for a start.
Hmm ...
Hmm.
The second part of the forty-first Mozart symphony. I. ..
Louis Armstrong, playing "Potato blues."
Swedish cinema, where without him! (From the movie "Manhattan")
And the smile of my loving sister.
Ten years later ...
Here you go. Anything else?
Amusement Park
These days ...
"Match Point," Woody Allen
Oh, hey, Alice!
Monsieur Aknen! Be sure to catch a retrospective of films by Woody Allen!
Pharmacist ... Ideal profession for the mother of the family!
Can you take children out of school ...
Vacationing ... when I want to, in no dependent on her husband, whom I have not.
From now on you here mistress.
Being a daughter of the owner with me.
Here, I was happy ... And you too, I hope you will.
No need to worry on any occasion!
Sloping its like clockwork.
What if I fail?
Suddenly dad trusts me vain?
Remember when we talked about Freud?
Yes, you are about it its time talking. I used to think that this is your cousin.
Freud believed that need a little bit of the good life:
beloved profession and Sex. And nothing more.
Occupation and sex ...
Thank you.
Check it out! What a beauty!
I'd rather eat a cherry.
Will you be?
No, thanks.
Ah, here they are!
How are you?
As negotiations with the "form"?
Moving. I think it will interesting deal.
Bravo, Vincent! It was tough.
Thank you. Where are you from these happy?
From South Africa.
Celebrated the fifteenth anniversary of marriage. - Yes.
So, everyone lies about family life?
And what they say about it?
What is a worry.
Someone as lucky. With Helen at I have no life, and just a song.
And with my ex - solid "Apocalypse Now."
Oh! That's it.
Do not touch: dangerous
Some have a bad cough.
Nothing proydët.
Already gone into the bronchi.
Pneumonia always begins with cars coughing, and then ...
And what are you, a doctor?
No, but my daughter - a pharmacist.
Go for it. It will cure you of pneumonia in five seconds.
Thank you.
And you do not have business cards? I'll get.
Goal!
Maybe her with Vincent to meet?
I'm afraid not podoydët.
Why? He's cute, smart ...
No, she did not podoydët.
Did you happen to see her father?
No.
He enlists the suitors for Alice.
What, again? That's impossible!
Only thinks of me as a fuse!
Mom, he again pulled my business card.
Please talk to him.
Of course, since it is impossible, but we're worried.
Yes, we want to you happy.
I so happy.
So, well, where did he go?
By the way, there is one My friend, Vincent Bismuth ...
You still have friends bachelor? I thought you did them all on me spent.
Once we were inseparable, We take for the brothers.
Quickly give him my number!
And yesterday I watched "Manhattan" on TV. So cool!
Well, yes.
Why such a love for Woody Allen? He's funny, but he is not alone.
He is able to tell me the best.
I'm sorry, that I interfere ... in your conversation, but just yesterday I thought,
that this film is out of date.
I fell asleep without inspection through.
Yes, you are right, for the final it becomes tedious.
Allow me to disagree. This is not a movie is out of date,
it is you took more sleeping pills.
No.
No, no, no! No alcohol if you are on the pill - it's dangerous.
Who is this?
This is ...
Have no idea.
But it is very bad mannered.
Alice Ovitz, pharmacist
Wait, wait! I'll take you. Wait a minute, grab a coat ...
No, Dad, I called a taxi.
A number of his recorded?
Dad!
That "Dad"? I worry, I have the right to: so many stories around! .. Okay, go ahead.
I'll call you tomorrow. Bye!
Bye, bye.
Alice! I've been looking for you all hour! We need to talk!
And now to explain!
What do you mean?
This is also the chairman of the Bar
Now he is sentenced me to death?
Of course, for you it's jokes!
You may not answer to anyone.
In what sense?
I for one pharmacy does not bestow.
Goodbye, Helen. Until Monday.
Goodbye.
All lawyers are sycophants?
You will answer for this!
Yeah, right!
Grow up already!
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Taxi! Taxi!
I'll wait with you, just in case.
Thank you, it is not necessary.
I used to go back alone.
Once is enough ...
Now pulls in many serial killers:
You can become famous with almost no effort.
You're just like my father.
Very nice man.
Do you know him?
Yes, met at a party.
He recorded your phone?
I - no. Logged man with pneumonia.
Well, yes.
Do not you have a weird family.
What, you too?
My distinguished unhealthy modesty.
One hundred and two years old grandmother, grandfather - one hundred and six. Even God has forgotten about them.
I'm afraid when he knew it, then avenge my generation.
I have not introduced myself. Victor Blanc.
Alice Ovitz.
I know. Lonely girl-pharmacist that everyone is looking for a husband.
All the best.
No!
I'll take you.
You are well aware of these Tayeb, who were we?
No. They are friends of my husband's sister.
And you?
No, only at work.
You, too, the financier?
No, I put them to the alarm.
"Do not touch: dangerous" - is that you?
Yes. The system provides a three-digit thousands of volts at the slightest contact.
Electric stupas - also your job?
So you like Woody Allen?
I'm sorry?
I saw your performance Trifled with you!
Because I do not have crap.
Well, how do you know? Can be, the author would agree with him.
No.
Okay, I will not argue.
Strangely, I have never did not like his movies.
I did not see any.
Single film Woody Allen?
No.
At all?
In any case, I do not remember.
Well, now what? See off you or call an ambulance?
Why Woody Allen?
That "why Woody Allen?"
Why was he, not Charlie Chaplin?
Because it is beautiful.
Clearly, you do not want to answer - do not.
I was harassed by these parties.
Why go for them?
Then, there is poured. You what?
I almost sold the alarm your father and the director of "Plaza".
You what?
You said that in order to find a husband.
Why do you want a husband?
Not to return home by taxi.
In fact, not to be lonely.
But can not escape. We are all alone.
And you, I look optimistic.
No, I'm a realist. Nothing forever, especially love.
So, nothing lasts forever?
Nothing. Perhaps only death.
Enough! Want to I dreamed nightmares?
It is necessary to introduce you with my happy semëy.
In happiness, I do not believe it.
Came up with a man without commercial acumen.
And I do not believe - in adversity. Try as he might, it is impossible.
Taxi!
Thank you.
You a lift?
You unpredictable girl.
Yes, this is my only talent. So what?
No, thank you. I'll make it on foot.
Goodbye.
No.
Laura Buyan.
"The desire for order - is death wish. "Milan Kundera.
Dismiss the maid because philosophical differences.
Very funny! Laura, let's Remove and stop this circus.
When it grows a mess, more time to think about yourself.
The room should be removed!
Clean! Clean! Tomorrow scatter all again!
Design stool died.
Someone to pour some tea?
Me, please.
No.
What is it with her?
Maybe it's all because of her boyfriend?
She introduces us - already a bad sign.
What are these criminals? It is his influence?
Do not worry, it is in our brain.
I do not know ...
You, in my opinion, very tired.
I am very tired with her birth. its it was my fault.
Maybe mahnëm three day in Brittany, scatter?
Yeah, thanks.
Good morning.
Hello, ma'am Gozlan.
Hi, Alice.
Go somewhere for the weekend?
And with whom?
I have two sons. One in America and one in Belgium.
What can you do ...
Such a life.
I'll help you.
That's a good company.
Thank you. Time for you to get married, that's what.
Listen, Tayeb problems the security system.
Maid fainted.
What do you mean? And as she alive?
Yes of course, that it will be.
But the good news we have a new client.
Home or office?
Drugstore. Here ...
Pharmacy "Ovitz", the fourth district.
How you say?
Ovitz. Do you know them?
Yes. This is the girl I saw off.
So, everything is fine?
How do you say, well ...
In comparison, the theory probably a piece of cake.
That's it: keep it simple.
For once in your life.
Are you all right?
Excellent! Talking to herself themselves awake from fear,
Going to die, and break down for those I love.
And the rest - its well.
Wow! My father the exact same symptoms.
He went to all the best doctors, and put everything into one diagnosis:
"Are you a Jew?"
But I'm not Jewish, I'm an atheist.
It is very Jewish.
I'm depressed. Must somehow perk.
So. My first try recipe: look into my eyes
morning, afternoon and evening.
If not help - come again.
The truth about you say you Lubitsch treat stomach cramps?
It's true. Only Shhh!
Local doctors to look askance at me already.
If it works, I will drive on your customers.
Thank you.
You need medication but you do not have a prescription?
To have lunch with me, do not have to buy the alarm.
Did not understand.
It's me! I called him!
Per month in the two robbed a pharmacy.
We already have a security system!
They, too, was.
So we need a chloroform.
Did you have lunch? She does not eat.
Chloroform?
I will explain. At suspicious noise -
shots, the sound of glass - system produces a cloud of gas.
Half a minute later all asleep.
You almost killed shock Tayeb, now you want to euthanize my clients?
Have fun, and I have a job.
They have something to do with?
Are you sure it's safe?
I'm in no way certain.
Red button - this is a direct link with me. Ten minutes later, the guard you already have.
A green ... Are you listening?
Sure.
Green produces a cloud gas. But keep in mind:
it will go in that direction, so
Stand behind the counter.
its why is it necessary? If I come to rob, I just give money.
What?
Pleasant aroma.
This its what you can do?
By the way, I bought the movie to your friend.
Really? What?
There's something about the name of sex.
Well, of course ... And you liked it?
I do not know until you look. Good?
I'm afraid you will not understand it subtle humor. You do not like it.
If it's a good movie, you will like it.
Why do I say ...
I'm sorry! You go to dinner?
Why say - not I know. Have dinner with you -
no.
You do not want to have dinner with me?
No. Sleep - still all right.
Although your father is right: you need to eat more.
Very tasty.
And now what do you want?
From you - nothing.
Dinner with Woody Allen? He told you like it.
I'd rather walk with him in Central Park.
Arrange.
Next to you, Louis Sixteenth - simple proletarian.
Than you so like Allen?
He says to me.
Me too.
Really?
I watch all of his films. It The great philosopher and Talmudic scholar.
Thanks to him, we seem smarter when smeëmsya, not yawn.
What is this mania in all photographed?
You like Cole Porter?
It infuriates me! You would think that ... I love Cole Porter!
Do not go.
Yes ... it was something ...
Do not even think it would be so good ...
Even in the wildest fantasies!
You're not like the others ...
And I like our room ...
I will always remember how We were here in the morning ... well
I hope you feel the same.
"its what you wanted to know about Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask "
Well, as you Vincent? Like it?
Very much.
Where you used to hide it?
He was married.
Married? To me he did not say anything.
Perhaps, for him it is a sore point.
This master alarm.
Victor?
I asked him to bring the bill here.
Good evening!
Reach for another instrument.
Has been made.
Hello
Good evening. Remove the jacket.
What are you, I'm on a minute!
No, no, take your coat off!
She would be better off with someone like that of Victor.
It is, of course, queer, its but-still your sister.
What does that mean?
That she would be fine with Vincent. I need to call.
Hello Well, that came from! Here reigns joy and peace.
Family peace?
Rather, the calm before the storm.
We are sleeping soundly.
Laura, where are you? You do not stay with us?
No, I'm going for a walk.
Walk? On Friday night?
Bye!
The instinct of self-preservation. We would have neë learn!
To the table!
Does your mother have any natural imperiousness.
She did not pobët if I do not water bodies?
You observe rituals?
No, I do not believe in God.
What about tradition?
No. I am an atheist. Eternal life, in my opinion - is an illusion.
I think that is the beginning and the end.
Well ... enjoy dinner not yet come to an end.
Oh, well here again! Nicole!
What should I do?
Mom, calm! We got some understand anything in electricity.
In my opinion, it's the whole area.
In Paris there is a restaurant, eating in the dark.
Maybe we start?
Let's eat.
You added cardamom?
You do not like him?
No, I love. He emphasizes the taste of tomatoes.
Are you ready?
Get out.
And Helen once cook, she its plows.
She works at a large law firm.
Are you happy?
No.
Did you not like it?
No. I defend the scum generated by a rotten system
and at this time the daughter is heading downhill.
Do not exaggerate. Laura its right.
Want more bread?
Yes, thank you.
And you, Pierre, who work for?
I am a financier. And I am very happy, thank you.
It is not true that when we first met, you wanted to be a musician.
Victor was right: it's all over the area.
What happens to the Laura? You scared me.
She meets a year with this guy ...
Achilles?
Yes, Achilles. Why she hides it from us?
I'm sure he's a nice guy.
At his age, do not drive the jeep.
How do you know?
Listen ...
perhaps he a drug dealer?
Drug dealer?
Yes, the drug dealer.
Come on, he's just an unfortunate Rich Boy.
You leave without Helen?
I have a meeting at work.
She would go home alone?
She knows the way.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Well, what do you say spend Alice?
With pleasure.
Alice!
Have you ever thought to pass on the right?
No. Bicycle strengthens the creative spirit.
And her legs together.
Tell me, and for a long time Pierre changes to your sister?
Well would still do it with fiction!
And then there is no imagination, everything is banal.
And you know that, do not you noticed?
Where are you?
Ellen today was out of sorts.
She's worried about Laura. No worry, it's all nonsense.
It is not a worry? My daughter unhappy, and I'm worried.
Do not make yourself out a Jewish mother.
It is wrong to break, it is necessary to choose between family and work.
Oh no! Well, that Helen not married retrograde!
Do not do with her daughter what he did to me.
And to me that's just the impression that she wants to have a family.
No, she's just a little tired.
Provedët two days kitchen - and vzvoet of boredom.
I myself on tranquilizers.
Who would teach children, if you work for?
We did not have no parents, no money.
Something would come up.
I loved being a lawyer.
How would we live if you are engaged in a career?
Here's how to plow Helen cursed, and her husband was unfaithful.
Is this what you would want?
Pierre?
Yes, Pierre! Pierre! Your favorite-law!
Changes your daughter.
Do you have evidence?
Or is it a baseless accusation?
Wrong in people - this is normal.
Nobody knows what they have in their heads.
Even such a simple-minded man as Pierre.
I do not look in people originality.
Then why are you alone?
Instead of one.
Excellent! In front of you is the same dull life like your sister.
At least I was not bored.
And in my opinion, it is better not miss a couple, do not you?
Not true, she does not change.
They love each other, it's visible.
And why change my sister?
It magnificent woman.
Smart, beautiful, engaged in Pilates ...
You know, this is something cross between yoga and the Kama Sutra.
Better not to know.
It hurts too much.
The less you know - sleep tight.
But you can not wake up. (From the movie "something else")
Want another one?
Something is not going well. Look, when it's time?
You bypassed the bypass?
Sure.
This pharmacy "Ovitz."
Call the police.
And cash too!
Move it!
That's the take: freshens breath. I. ..
what else? A! Spray hair!
Just do not jerk, okay?
Hello
Hello Hello
Me, please, pack sanitary napkins.
No, not the biggest.
I. .. cough syrup.
What's that?
Do not hurt him! He had a difficult childhood?
"Take the Money and Run" "Manhattan Murder Mystery"
"Bullets Over Broadway." Follow me!
Hurry!
Here!
Good luck.
Thank you. Thank you!
Goodbye.
What is it?
You did its-click ...
Damn! Chloroform ...
And you cozy.
What a nice smell! What is that?
Candle. Tuberose.
So ... Put it under your back.
Go to bed.
its normal?
I made the tea.
Can not be: think of it, I almost killed ...
Not I, but your invention!
And you think that the three movie changed his life?
Yes.
Because my change.
No, no, not that one.
Rosemary.
In God you do not believe
but in botany - yes.
Well, it strengthens ...
Creative spirit ... I remember.
Do not make excuses, better wear a pink shirt.
Hello, Mom?
And then the pink shirt?
What happened? Something with Dad?
I'm really scared ...
Laura is an adult, she does not need a nanny ...
Sure, go! Well Come on, Mom, its, kiss.
What alarmists my parents!
Pierre and Helene left, and Laura ...
Let's go!
Grab the tools!
Where are we going?
Get up, Isaac!
We're wasting time!
Do not know where I was doing black sneakers?
I'm with you I will not go!
And you also will not poydësh.
Ah, here they are!
And then what? Face smear shoe polish?
Just wear glasses.
Nicole! Nicole!
Nicole?
You measure his pulse?
They have a great castle.
I would not want to spoil this mechanism.
Do you think he will be hurt?
Extinguish the torch! The neighbors will see!
Did you find anything?
This shoe.
Do not look as if Heirloom uncovered secret.
That, in this still go?
How interesting it is your grandmother?
Not funny.
Your sister - konspiratorsha.
Why do you say that?
You would get.
think?
What are you doing?
Trying on. The stores do not have to this time. And now - there is.
Callas at full power! She kokainschitsa?
Kokainschitsa? She eats only vegetables from the kibbutz.
How is it?
That's interesting. Your sister cover their tracks, but I find them.
You will not find anything.
I'll see in the office.
And I do poroyus in his pockets.
Good idea.
So what?
It's nothing. Do you? It's nothing.
How is there stuffy!
So who arranged global warming!
Well, we know what he had changes, and then what?
Quiet!
Can not see anything!
Wait a minute ...
Turn off the light!
Something I'm hungry.
I'll go make sandwiches.
Wow! Yes, just look, what we're beautiful. Where is it?
It seems, in Corsica.
Want a club sandwich?
Doctors say you should not be ham.
You know, to dig at night others' homes is also impossible.
I rummage, I spend a consequence.
Come on, being investigated ...
I hope they have a cucumber?
A! Every time I forget! I do not like this thing!
Usually hide under the bed.
I want to hear what they say.
How about this Victor?
A?
It is too early to judge,
but he is a handsome man.
Of course, compared to the dermatologist, he Apollo!
Yves Sally! Yes, the poor guy had no luck.
Although he was ugly, but spared her warts.
That's right.
It is true that pretty?
Look.
All of her mother.
But this owner, whatever his ...
We have to listen to it?
And a lot of them were there? No.
That which was from Alice crazy?
No, no, no dentist and owner.
And looking like quite normal people.
What does this mean?
Yes you are all disturbed!
That's just not right!
Criticizing is easy! I can too.
Where is your family?
Do you want to meet my mother?
Yeah, what's the big deal? Your brothers are married?
I have two sisters.
That's it! I knew it! This its explains.
What is the explanation? Yes its!
Dad, Mom, what are you doing here?
The same as you, but not in bed.
You have found evidence?
Mother, so we can not!
My father and I were concerned. Here unbearable heat!
Anybody want a drink?
I want to.
A sandwich? No.
its not how you think.
So he was unfaithful or not?
Yes.
Just chip on my shoulder! However, I knew it!
Tell me, have long pët your mother?
That you latched on to my family?
What do you say then?
That my father wears dresses?
No, he shifts his does not hide like you.
Do you know him - not the most dangerous.
But perhaps the most interesting.
Thank you.
And you what shift?
I of you do not know.
Only that you have suffered of a bitch.
What's going on? Where so many people?
Great! How I love a massage!
No, no, no, I do not like these chairs as if thrusting his head into the toilet.
Do not talk nonsense.
Massage - this is something nice?
Stay, and I will tell you everything!
Karol Belsen.
Who is this?
Bitch who left from me to my friend.
Wow!
Thank you.
It was magical.
How is a clone of Pierre?
This is a fabulous man!
He is handsome, he is sweet, he loves art, and even an athlete ..
Nothing more to wish for.
You speak as if he were a god.
Yes?
Is it?
Beware! No gods love: they can love themselves.
Hello?
Yes, I'm coming.
How good of you to come!
I wanted to kiss you before you leave.
When are you leaving? Tomorrow.
Tomorrow? Yes.
And for a long time?
For a week.
Come with me if you want.
What about me without my poor clients?
Here marry me, and no reason will play a nurse.
No, I - a pharmacist.
I'm sorry. Of course, a pharmacist.
Pharmacist. - Pharmacist.
This is not logical.
Who kladët in closet vCard prostitutes?
And what of it?
You are too complicate its as usual.
And so all his life.
This is not logical.
Thank you, goodbye.
Go, I submenu.
Hello Hello
I'll take a bottle with chloroform.
Alice Ovitz? Yes.
Sign.
Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye.
I'll be back on Monday
Cole Porter ... not very original.
But it is very touching.
Something to shop wanted. Are you with me?
When you feel good, you are drawn to the store?
Yes, Arthur!
Yeah, well, I will soon.
I'll call you. Back to you.
Not only my sister - konspiratorsha.
its not, it is not moë.
Do what you want, I just is not your style.
I am telling you that this is moë not! We go or not?
Let's go!
Charlene?
Fine.
I will not give up the work for the children.
We will be many?
I love my job. For me this is very important.
And who makes you throw? You're your own boss.
Do you like?
Not a hindrance.
You sing beautifully.
This its what you can do?
Wait, someone is calling. I'll Dial. Yet.
Hello?
Alice.
Victor? Can you hear me? I can not speak loudly.
Come soon to the hotel "Le Chateau"! I repeat soon!
What, right now? And what happened?
Where did you get my number?
I have your e-mail, fax and mobile. Your father - a very thorough man.
Alice, where are you now?
In the toilet.
You know that, do not know what Princess do not go there?
Come on!
Well, now I will.
Hurry!
I've met client, telling him
Of paralyzing the alarm.
You are already paralyzed half of your customers.
Allow the finish!
I do not understand, why hide? I because you ran out of the house without a key!
I was leaving when I saw them in an embrace.
Pierre?
Your idol - a girl.
I do not understand.
Who is she? What they have in common?
He's all gone!
At the doctor with a sheep, too, there was nothing general, and what it was over?
Why do you remember that movie?
This girl - like the sheep.
Not explain why Pierre pulls just such.
Love and sex are sometimes full of mysteries.
And its-same ...
This card ... I knew something was wrong.
You hide it, to I was not upset?
Yes.
I just get the keys for two minutes.
Mom?
Through.
What happened?
I have it are pleased. Mom?
What is it?
So what?
She does not want to admit that neë problem.
Do not even want to be treated.
I'd better go.
No, stay.
Dad, how is that possible?
First drank in companies. We used to go to parties.
Then, apparently, covered unresolved problems.
Honey ...
Dad ...
You once asked why important to me Woody Allen.
Yes?
At fifteen, I thought Cole Porter - The brand of jeans.
Yes?
And he showed me the truth.
What is the truth?
To which you can touch, eyes closed.
I see.
What can you belong to a group of people
and be himself.
But my mother, my sister, the girl at the ...
about it, he did not say. To that he did not prepare.
I see.
It is best that you can do?
You are wrong.
He prepares you for this.
Yes, all of his movies just that.
About a couple who meet, fall in love, lie.
This is the life!
Your dreams are commonplace. The reality is much more interesting.
I told you that not looking for originality.
Let my dreams trite, but I believe in them.
And you? In addition to locks, doors and alarms, which you believe you are?
I could not see what that was before my eyes.
I have no such talent.
Talent - it's a lottery. The most thing in life - courage.
It is time to me to be more courageous.
So. Here you go.
You're my honey!
Olives!
What olives?
We should not forget the olives!
One more round! Forward.
Hold on!
It gets easier.
I'll pay for her coffee.
I brought your drives.
Thanks, but I no longer need.
Leave yourself.
Thank you.
Want some coffee?
Yes, thank you.
Where to meet? Where is it?
Let's spell.
At eight o'clock.
You look beautiful! Good for you! I love you.
In this house, there is nothing to even drink.
But there is grapefruit juice.
Tonic want?
Come on.
I went!
I do not like when you're like this leaving on Friday night.
Today is a special occasion. I us with Achilles anniversary.
What is that clock?
Achilles gave.
Kindly, give them to him.
Why?
I do not want you to be taken such expensive gifts.
Well, if you so calmer. All goodbye.
Good evening, baby.
Just do not late.
You what?
You know that, do not you see, to roll your daughter?
Why are you doing? Achilles seems not a bad guy.
Good? Did you see him?
No. Well!
We have not even seen, Nicole!
That Nicole?
Ellen thinks he's a drug dealer, because it drives a jeep.
Maybe he's just older.
Similarly, the old pedophile! How did I not know that?
Well, you just ...
Even better!
It seems I have to go to the kitchen.
Thanks!
its well.
Ellen!
Let's look at this a pedophile.
What are you doing?
That's it! Take your car.
How do you get hot!
At home you have a steam room ...
Yes, we have problems with heating.
How do you know?
I just said that.
Water you want? No, thank you.
The same moë!
Where did you get that?
I will explain.
Victor thought you Pierre changes, and we went to check.
What!
We did not find anything, really.
Are you broke down the door?
Yes, you can not, but we were worried.
Who is "we"?
We - the parents.
What a crazy little family! This is disgusting!
And your whore - it's not disgusting?
You know that, and have come to the hotel with your parents?
No, no parents just me and Victor.
How could you?
What do you mean how? And how can you spy at night for Laura?
Laura - my daughter! She is underage!
You, too, their daughter! It's the same thing.
You know, I'm shocked by you.
Are you in shock?
Yes.
When dare to live with someone, then we'll talk.
But it's immoral!
This is my personal area! And there is nothing there to climb!
Got it?
All right. It's your life, let it.
I just do not enjoy such happiness.
You know what?
This is the best that could would happen to you.
Helen, wait!
Helen, we're sisters! All the same make it up, so why pull?
How are you with Vincent?
I do not know.
And with Victor?
With Victor? What nonsense!
Why stupidity?
Nonsense!
Why? He's wonderful!
Good, but ... Down!
Did you see him? How is it?
No, not in time. Go after them?
No, no! Are you crazy! From the mind gone? See - kill!
Why am I so afraid of their daughter? This is not normal.
Stop rage.
Most importantly, do not lose contact with it.
Do not worry, I will not repeat their mistakes.
Look!
What? Look.
These are good ... Yes.
What a fool I am!
Well, finish?
It seems so.
What does it do?
It's nothing. Works.
All right.
Hello? Yes ...
And I was with you? I'm not a mechanic ...
I can try.
Good
soon will be.
Okay.
Someone is inside?
Yes, for forty minutes.
How did this happen?
I look over the castle already worked.
You - the third, to whom we address.
They rock, perfectly managed.
That call firefighters?
Since I came to give a try.
What you have complex machine ...
The next time you call me a professional.
Alice Ovitz? Yes.
Sign.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
"The train to Venice, departure at nine. Waiting for you on the gondola. "
Venice, mandatory point for all lovers.
You have to be yourself and most make a choice.
Even if it takes courage.
Otherwise you - just a robot reptile. (From the movie "Zelig")
Here, I return your movie. Did not like it!
What it is: The doctor falls a sheep! What nonsense!
Well ...
And this is my favorite movie.
I myself fell in love with a sheep.
In gondolas me sick.
Well, tell me about it.
She believes in God,
in love,
the family ...
even seem to believe in me.
And marry her! Married, parents of five children,
die in one day lie in the same grave.
I tried. But it seems ...
her I did not really need.
Even try! That sdaëtes you so quickly?
Romantic or not?
You're French! You have all should turn itself.
All of those kisses in the gondola ...
For me it is hell.
You need to come up with something she can not get from anyone,
on you.
Do not look at me like that. I I have a plane in an hour. I pass.
Please! Just a minute!
She loves you.
Thank you for neë - magician.
You changed her life.
Please.
If it comes, but I will not, what will she think of you? You will fly!
But if she has time - in the bag.
What's her name?
Alice, I'm in the "Plaza"!
I just spoke with Woody Allen.
Come quickly, while he left! Hurry!
Right now?
Oh well.
Okay, now ...
Woody Allen is now in the "Plaza" ... With Victor.
He asks me to come.
How may I help you, sir Aknen?
its throw and go there!
Maybe this is their chance to see it!
Of course, you're right!
What will I tell him?
There will understand! Only rather, it will not be long in coming.
I love him? But We have nothing in common.
And he's not too old for you?
You're not just so poydësh?
Gorgeous!
Run faster!
Thank you! Thank you!
And on what I get?
Take my scooter!
Quick, quick!
Alice, are you all right?
Yes, still intact. And you are from?
I'm Achilles.
With Achilles?
Achilles!
Achilles, we just drove to Red.
Do not worry, Ahmed familiar with the president.
Achilles works as a driver and saving up for Harvard.
Ahmed floods us gifts.
Cool!
I'm teaching him to play guitar.
Great! Good for you!
Thank you!
Well you, it just went away!
Could not get a taxi? What are you from?
What do you good when angry!
Well sorry for it!
You look so much like a lamb ...
Alice Ovitz!
He's a great guy!
Just World! You very lucky, really.
He is great!
This is ...
... The best that I can.
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